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Seeking Synonyms for Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

(i) Biological Chemist (next dog): 'This extremely toxic insecticide!' (ii) Organic Chemist: 'That powder in the beaker glass next to my coffee cup.' (iii) Inorganic Chemist: 'Organic stuff I can't be bothered with.' (iv) Theoretical Chemist: 'Time derivative?'

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Mary Lou

Homunculus: “Did you say your prayer? Did you save the earth? Did you even feed the dog? What did you do?!” Armoatic Thio-Homunculus: “I said ‘Hello Mary Lou’ ”

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Planck’s Law

(i) Two Homunculi running through the forest. First: "Your face got pretty reddish. Shall we stop for a moment?" (ii) First: "Oh god, now you're even in the blue range!" (iii) First one runs away: "Hang on, I'll get some dry ice!" Second: "Wait, maybe Planck's law is not fully applicable here?"

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Switching Units

(i) Homunculus sitting at a desk: "Continuously switching from atomic to SI to Plank units devastated my brain." -- The doorbell rings. (ii) "Fresh & Frozen Ltd. Are you the idiot who ordered 9.11E31 kg vanilla ice cream?" -- Homunculus: "Shit, I knew it."

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Chance

(i) Homunculi sitting in the audience waiting. One saying: "That takes rather long." (ii) The aromatic Thio-Homunculus got up and starts speaking: "Since no professor appears to come, I'll hold a lecture instead. I will discuss why f and f(x) are not at all the same, how to label axes on a plot properly, the concept of numbers with finite precision, the fundamental meaning of a physical quantity, the correct usage of Wikipedia and... Hey, why are you all leaving?"

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