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Xenophobia

(i) Homunculus: "I have a job now at the Bavarian space flight agency." -- Aromatic Thio-Homunculus: "Never heard before." -- "They have launched a project that will dwarf everything seen so far." (ii) Homunculus: "We'll build a pair of giant rockets faster than anything else and send them to the outer regions of the solar system. By 2100 they will have caught up with the Voyager spacecrafts and update the Golden Records: Earth is no immigration planet. You must adopt our 'leading culture' H.S."

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Handwritten Report

(i) Homunculus teacher hands Thio Homunculus back his report: "I've looked over your report. It's a complete failure!" (ii) Thio Homunculus has handed in a bunch of paper with some handwritten LaTeX code on it. One line says: "% this work sucks!" (iii) Thio Homunculus: "And by the way: You ASKED me for a handwritten report!"

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Caution: Genetically Modified!

(i) Aromatic Thio-Homunculus to other Homunculus eating crisps: "Do you know that the crisps you're eating are known to be unhealthy for quite a long time?" – "Pah, if they can't kill me, they'll make me even tougher." (ii) Aromatic Thio-Homunculus: "Okay, after almost a decade of research and writing half a library of governmental approved studies I think it is safe to start marketing this genetically modified potato." Other Homunculus spitting out and dropping a plate of potatoes: "Yuck! Do you want to poison me?"

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Dimensional Abuse

(i) Homunculus next to a heap of smoking dimensions presenting a report: "I have written this report in atomic units. That means: reduced Planck constant = electric constant = mass of the electron = 1"

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Cured by the Power of 4

(i) Homunculus mother: "Jimmy, what are you doing?" -- "Playing with my imaginary cat mom." -- "Jimmy, we'll see a doctor about that." (ii) Doctor: "This is a routine therapy. He needs some braces." (iii) Mother: "Oh doctor, now he is so negative minded." Jimmy: "I hate you! You took away my cat when I had none." Doctor: "That's normal. We'll increase the tension." (iv) Jimmy: "Feels great. Mom, can I have a real cat now?"

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